Friday 23 November 2012

Happy Birthday To Me

Pizza Express are the boss of email

A week before my birthday, I got this email from Pizza Express. It's yet another demonstration of them knowing what works in this space. While most brands show the first line of the email in the subject line (usually something dull like 'View email in browser'), the clever beans at PE have made sure that their first line is interesting and on point. 'Happy birthday Lauren - A free bottle of Prosecco to help you celebrate' allows them to keep the subject line short whilst getting the nice offer noticed.


PE also use a clever technique where they substitute images for a mixture of creative HTML/CSS, resulting in a simplified, uber-pixelated email should the images not load automatically. About 50% of desktop email users have images blocked by default and this is a great example of a creative hurdle being jumped.



MapMyRun are a bit rubbish

And here we have an insulting attempt at birthday wishes. This email is full of horrible things. Horrible thing one: 'Hi friend'. Friend? Did you forget my name? They know my name. I put it in the box every time I log in.

Second horrible thing? 'The MapMyRun team and the 11+ million members in the MapMyRun community wish you a Happy Birthday.' I'm pretty sure I don't wish 30, 137+ members (yeah, I know maths) a happy birthday on a daily basis. Perhaps I should start signing birthday cards 'Love from Lauren and my 627 Facebook friends' - just to make it a little bit more about me.

Third horrible thing? They gave me a $10 off voucher. They know that I live in the UK, and if they paid attention they'd know that every run I've ever mapped with them is in London. Rubbish.


Thanks Cara

This made my day a little bit. Ignore the fact that it's addressed to my brother (it's a long and interesting story - promise). This email is fun. You click through to a delightfully tacky video from Cara and the team ('the team' - hear that, MapMyRun? Not 'the team and all their policy holders'). When the video comes to an end, your invited to create one for a friend through Facebook. It's a shareable, lighthearted addition to a complete bore of a product.


Boots - it's all about you, you, you

Seen the new Boots ad? It's kinda sickly. And this email is like the ad. I'm just not that into the way Boots are talking to me. 'Preview our new TV advert!' and 'It's premiere time!' feels self-obsessed, as if they're assuming I'm going to be super-excited about their ad. They're assuming I want to engage with them as a brand. Do they really think I've been eagerly anticipating this for weeks?



Lauren Took


Friday 16 November 2012

The Greater Good.

I have two confessions to make:

1. I recently finished Sir Richard Branson's latest tome: 'Screw Business As Usual'. In it, Sir Rich outlines his vision - a world where capitalism and philanthropy sing harmoniously together; where profit and 'doing good' go hand in hand; where anecdote and quip replace structure, argument or detail (that's a joke, FYI).

He's called this new vision Capitalism 24902, because that's the circumference of the earth (duh).

2. I'm sceptical about the whole thing. Putting aside the infectious enthusiasm of Britain's most successful entrepreneur for a second, I felt let down by the lack of real information. How does it work in practice? How does it work if you don't have Obama, Mandela, the Dali Lama and an all star cast of industry titans on speed dial?

But then I realised something. What we do at TBCH for our charity clients is the perfect example of Capitalism 24902

We work with a number of fundraising departments in a number of areas: one-off campaigns, data and targeting strategies, developing new propositions and so on.

And they pay us. They pay us to do the work and in return we help them generate income that's invested into whatever cause they represent: in this equation, 'the greater good'.

We approach the work in the same way as any commercial client - focusing on a measurable response. It's important that the creative works. 

And if it doesn't, we know why.

One of Richie's points (that I do agree with) is that you can't solve a problem by throwing money at it. Financial injections should act as the fuel for a business 'machine' that works to solve problems - whether that be funding for education, housing for the homeless or a vital suicide helpline.

And this is how our agency/client relationship works. They pay us to do what we do best - smarter insight, smarter targeting and smarter creative. 

And in turn we provide their charity with the injection of income they need to keep running, and to keep achieving some 'greater good'

Capitalism 24902 at it's best I think.

And not an anecdote in sight.


Ali Morgan


Friday 9 November 2012

My Week in Emails.

Subject line art? I'm over it.

A couple of weeks ago I looked at brands putting cute stars and hearts in their subject lines. Sure, it was a cheap shot at getting noticed, but they worked a treat. Well, check out this disaster from Photobox. You know when someone arrives a bit late to a trend, fluffs it completely and it's 'totes cringe'? Our 'question mark, question mark, question mark sale?' Dude, subject line art is like, so over.




Hey BT Vision, you don't know me!

Hi Lauren! We know you're 23 and female. So what must you love? Twilight! Animals! Sob stories! Cooking! Holly Willoughby! Oh, do p**s off. I've been profiled within an inch of my life, targeted with rubbish and frankly, it's all a bit offensive.
Some of our more senior bods report being bombarded with charity DM as soon as they hit their 50th birthday. And guess what? They aren't happy with being shoved into the Dorothy Donor camp. We need to send the right stuff to the right people, without making them feel as though we've made stereotypical assumptions. See the email here

I don't want to Love, Layer and Laugh. Got it?

This is the perfect demonstration of too many emails, too often. Three emails in five days is a bit much as it is, but with the same subject line and headline? Boring and irritating. "Love. Laugh. Layer." is a rubbish line anyway. Why would clothes make me laugh? And layering? Abercrombie, you clever devils. Why buy one £80 hoodie when you can buy three and wear them all at once? You can see all the emails below, if you can be bothered.

Yawn

Less is definitely more.

I've noticed a bit of a trend with John Lewis emails recently. The subject lines are short and intriguing. They're not pushy or personalised. Just three words to whet the appetite. The latest one simply suggests I 'Deck the halls.' That's it. The one before told me to 'Prepare to party'. And who wouldn't want to see their social calender 'ignite'? The word 'opulent' is dropped in confidently, because John Lewis customers are totally sophisticated and elegant and use words like this in conversation ALL the time. At dinner parties. Dinner parties where the wine matches the food, and not just because it was £4.99 a bottle. Check out the email here


Lauren Took


Wednesday 7 November 2012

Will you?

Last Friday, I made a Will and signed my life (well, my death) away.

It wasn't the cheeriest experience in the world. I had to think about what would happen if I died before my wife. If she died before me. And who would look after our son if we both carked it.

But one thing made me smile. I was doing it for a good cause. 

Will Aid is a scheme where, every November, participating solicitors give up their time to draw up your Will.

Instead of paying them, you make a donation to Will Aid, which goes towards a number of deserving charities.

It's a lovely idea that benefits everyone: charities get donations; solicitors get good PR along with extra clients; and people like me get peace of mind.

Which made me think. At a time when big business is being pilloried for failing to give back to the community, could this model work in other areas?

Would investors be more likely to open a trading account with you if they knew their first month's fees went to Samaritans? Or how about an option that offered a month of free eye tests, with donations going to glaucoma research?

At first glance, it may not look like it's good for business.

But your business will look good. 


Chris Myers